December 2011
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4:35
for the second time in my life i showered without using conditioner because all my mom had was brilliant brunette and since i just dyed my hair red two days ago to escape the fact that i am a brownhaired person, using that conditioner would be counterproductive. AND NOW I’M SCARED OF THE RESULTS. WHAT IF I’M UGLY. but seriously conditioner is really important and now my hair feels...
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1:09
so it’s new year’s eve and everyone’s doing all these end of the year things and it’s making me think of my year as a whole and all of my non-accomplishments and actual accomplishments. and omg my boyfriend is making fun of me now for writing this SHUT UP JOE SHOT OP anyway so let’s talk about stuff. SO, learning-wise, 2011 was full of so much goddamn learning you...
Dec 31st
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2:44
i understand that everyone is different and the world is huge and we all are into our own weird shit, but there is no reason to bake your menstrual blood into cookies ever. NO REASON. IT’S JUST UNNECESSARY AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT PRETTY GROSS. I DON’T WANT TO EAT THE DEAD LINING OF MY UTERUS. that’s all.
Dec 31st
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10:23
everyone in my house is sick EVERYONE EVEN MY MOM. and i tried being nice to her and offered to make her tea and she was like “i already have tea and my movie is on so be quiet.” RUDE. SO RUDE. but the good news is that me and joe are about to eat ALL OF THE CHINESE FOOD and my cats are really sassy and i got my 5pack of portra 120 film today so like THIS BITCH IS EXCITED 2 GO BACK 2...
Dec 31st
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2:29
mister man is sitting behind me sleeping and barking at nothing. i lead a truly charmed life. other things: splice is gross, i can’t breathe through my nose and it’s gross, being sick is gross, blAH blah blah i need 2 take a nap
Dec 30th
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HEY YOU INTERNETS
would anybody be interested in buying prints? i am really interested in making/selling them but it would be a waste if nobody wanted them so like let me know plox. i could really use the moneys, airport security and my own stupidity (since i left it in my suitcase ughghglkdasjfd;as) broke my 50mm 1.4 and i desperately need a new one since it is my only lens and also the most wonderful of lenses....
Dec 30th
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my boyfriend is reading aloud from the...
this is something they think you should do: TRADE BUTTCHEEK MASSAGES
Dec 29th
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4:45
oh oh oh oh i have to tell you guys, I WATCHED MELANCHOLIA THE OTHER NIGHT. AT HOME. BECAUSE IT’S ON iO FOR SOME REASON. I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. anyway, i might just be biased because i love lars von trier, but i fucking loved it you guys. it was beautiful, kirsten dunst was extremely hateable at some points, charlotte gainsbourg broke my heart with her sad eyes, the ending blew my face off...
Dec 29th
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2:26
past two days: two broken mac chargers (idk why i do not know they had like a fuckin suicide pact or some shit) got my janky hair cut got sick (oh no a cold i’m dying) that’s basically it but it’s been RLY STRESSFUL OKAY i keep waking up from my sleep and coughing and it’s uncomfortable and gross but at least now i have nice healthy hair
Dec 29th
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5:39
i woke up two hours ago from some weird stress dream where i was still in school during finals and had sooo much to do (weird jello sculpture? idk you guys idk) and then i woke up and slothed around and watched rango and now joe is making me bacon and cinnamon fronch toast life is way better than my dreams you guys. baaaaaaacoooooooooooooon. also if mister man was a person instead of a dog...
Dec 28th
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9:24
today i learned how to batch edit in photoshop my life is changed 4ever and ever i can finally perfectly edit a series of photos 2 be exactly the same THE INFINITE JOY
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9:18
sometimes things are lovely
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Dec 27th
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AWESOME GREAT FANTASTIC THINGS:
here is some backstory which is not awesome but mostly sad: when my dad got cancer when i was two, my mom stopped being able to take care of all of us/things around the house/take care of him, so she hired this housekeeper babysitter woman, named sonia, who was from barbados. even after we grew up, she still comes around twice a week to clean our house and make us food and give us shit for our sad...
Dec 26th
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Listenevenings: friend (lover) beautiful
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11:18
so i’ve been seeing that whole screencap of asshole kids crying about getting the wrong color iPhone and like LOL OMG LOL I HOPE THEY GET CRUSHED BY A PILE OF THEIR USELESS ASSHOLE EXPENSIVE THINGS. anyway, i haven’t gotten any physical presents yet so i’m going to list my SOUL PRESENTS THAT THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME THIS YEAR: lost, the show that ruined my life and that i can...
Dec 26th
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11:05
sometimes everything makes me feel so fucking weird. like lonely weird and sad and i just i don’t know i feel like i have nothing to say to anyone anymore? it is hard for me to be happy when the world is full of awful people and yeah that sounds dumb but sometimes it is just exhausting to go outside and deal with everything and all of it and the big shitty world. but at the same time...
Dec 26th
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“THIS HAMMOCK HAS DEVELOPED A FAULT”
– please redecorate my room matt smith plus i will love you until the end of time
Dec 26th
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4:04
BY THE WAY joe is coming to new york in two days I’M SO EXCITED ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THE IFC THEATRE IS PLAYING HAYAO MIYAZAKI FILMS (did i spell that write because i totally guessed it sry) and like…i have to see them. i saw spirited away in fifth grade in a movie theatre (i don’t know what theatre though who would play that? none of the major ones did life mysteries) AND IT WAS...
Dec 24th
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2:45
can’t wait to spend the next few days surrounded by desserts and eating everything until i hate myself/pass out from my gluttony am i the cutest person ever OR WHAT
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