there is not a bone in my cheap jewish body that can resist free cake. or free anything. because FREE is my favorite word. anyway, my friend is like a natural born baker and keeps on being like O SRAH, LET’S MAKE THIS CAKE and they are always SO GOOD and i KEEP ON EATING THEM UNTIL I FEEL SICK. sometimes i’m like “srah y don’t u have self control or dignity” and then i’m like “SHUT UP BECAUSE I DO HAVE FEELINGS” but let’s drop some truthbombs on my asshole self: GO 2 THE GYM AND EAT RIGHT, SRAH, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TO. AND DON’T EAT IT EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SELF CONTROL TO AFFORD SUCH A LUXURY.
i think i am little 2 extreme 4 the internet tonight (even worse than the PORN and the buttstuff AND THE CELEBRITY GOSSIPZ (and rule 34 but that fits in with porn)) so i’m going to move on and like nap, or something. have some cool dreams and shit. hopefully i will feel a tad more sane in the morning.