July 2010
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“If anyone tells you that you can’t achieve your dreams, or puts you down, make...”
– Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga)
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The Top 25 Best Pictures of Zac Efron Shirtless →
(via mykicks)
i like how in number six he’s patting his dick all casual like “hey bro, how’s it going 2dai!” and in number nine how he’s all ~~~~~*~*~***~*~~mmHm she kn0 she baaaaad~
basically i just love zefron.
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12:40
i leave for israel tomorrow, you guys. like, it hasn’t actually hit me yet. i have these suitcases in my room and this really soft tank top i bought for the occasion and i’m just like, whoa. there’s gonna be jews everywhere! my mom told me to make sure i ride a camel! it’s gonna be crazy!
it’s really lame but i’m going to miss the internet SO MUCH when...
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prioritiez
some adult relative: anderson cooper did a really good piece on the gulf.
me: ANDERSOON COOPER SAVED A BOY IN HAITI WITH A BLEEDING HEAD
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Some blonde bitch in the bathroom at the party last night, caught me watching her tackily adjust her shirt: Jealous?
Me: I’m never jealous of blondes.
damn girl! you go!
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7:03
i drank a four loko yesterday and i didn’t die. this is such an improvement to the other time i drank a four loko and unleashed the apocalypse. actually, four loko made me feel like such a fucking good person. i wanted to be the PEACEKEEPER. i wanted to walk directly into drama and stare it in the face and get OVER it. at one point, persico’s personal trifecta of doom was at that party...
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3:53
i had a lovely birthday, even though i didn’t do a lot and i didn’t get anything. all i can say about tonight is that i have wonderful friends and that i’m a luckyass girl sometimes. actually, most times.
tomorrow i’m going to pig the fuck out on some sushi and be happy.
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so my birthday's coming up you guys.. →
(via kayleeeen)
uh, it is my birthday you guys.
and you should REALLY REALLY invest in this for me.
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textsfromlastnight:
(201): i have to get rid of the hedgehog. (765): Does it come with a cage? (201): yes. and food and toys. (765): i’ll trade you an 8th for it (201): deal.
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12:20
i was walking home from the gym today when i realized i was walking right past the house of the bro who i made watch 17 again with me. upon informing him of this news, he came outside to see me and drove me to get a bagel. upon informing the bagel place that it was my birthday, they gave me a free bagel!
this is me eating my birfday bagel:
this is me REALLY ENJOYING my birfday bagel:
i...
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6:56
things that weird me out:
when people are nice to me for no reason without expecting anything back just because they can
when people eat alligators (alligators are gr0ss why do you want to eat them they are BEASTS. and i bet their hide is tough)
but seriously. nice people confuse me because usually when people are nice to you they want something out of you. or you’re having a party and...
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wamiv:
A Dramatic Reading of a Random Girl’s...
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11:58
my birthday’s in two days. i realized this about ten minutes ago. other things that have happened recently:
i saw the human centipede and it SUCKED and i wanted to be terrified and grossed out forever but mostly i was just like this is LAME i want to see people attached to butts
i saw district 9 and it didn’t suck but i never finished it
now i’m paranoid about aliens and i...
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colour revolt: our homes are graves
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~*Letters 2 Lindsay*~
sade:
Lindsay Lohan #2409752 Century Regional Detention Facility 11705 S. Alameda Street Lynwood, CA 90262
i am so on this.
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textsfromlastnight:
(330): why is there cat hair all over my deoderant? (1-330): she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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9:07
today is so off. like, the fact that it’s a monday in general is suspicious. then it started shitting on me! fuck you today!!
i’m just going to run around like a maniac and do whatever the fuck i want. like, ENDLESS ACTIVITIES. i’m gonna be mad skinny by the end of the summer from how much i’m on my FEET! i can’t just lay around and smoke weed anymore because...
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"Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay... →
popnlocknessmonster:
(via molls)
lindsay lohan is on that next level shit.
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“I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator. My cat used to sneak into the...”
– Nicolas Cage Does Shrooms With Cat (via somethingchanged)
hahaahahaaaaaaah WHAT. nicolas cage is a crazy ass fool.
(via sydelines)
even nicholas CAGE gets the cat/mushroom bond.
he is a real bro.
this is some progressive next-level shit.
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current state of the union or some shit
things i did yesterday
rode the TALLEST SWINGS EVER
rode the COOLEST SWINGIEST FERRIS WHEEL EVER and smoked a bowl at the top
smoked at matt & kim and then danced around to daylight and then some bro with a six pack tried to get it in
got back, went out and immediately started drinking beeahz
got home at 2am and passed out without vomiting or any difficulty
i also dined and ditched for...
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10:59
my need for a bagel right now is really astonishing. i love bagels, but i still rarely ever feel the need for them or else it’ll fuck up my entire day. i think i’m getting my period, so this can be classified as a “craving”. alls i’m saying is, if i don’t get a fucking bagel today i’m gonna make like that bitch from the house bunny and metaphorically punch...
