March 2010
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cults: most wanted
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6:30
i just fed my sister a sip of water. DON’T EVEN ARGUE WITH ME ON THE TECHNICALITIES OF THAT SENTENCE. i don’t know and i don’t care right now okay? anyway, she sat up all huddled in her blankets and it was so cute. i felt like a nurse in a retirement center or something. damn, caretakingburger? THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
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6:03
….only stay this way just came on and i’m crying again. okay, not really but i want to. i also want to really eat matzah since i always have bad days on passover when i break passover so FUCK IT YOU WIN AGAIN, GOD/UNIVERSE.
kill me in the face you guys? jk jkjk. i need my face. IT’S NOT MUCH BUT IT’S ALL I GOT
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5:49
my life is falling apart. okay, not really, but i can’t sleep to the point where i just texted my friend about a 6am wake n bake. chances are she’s asleep and won’t answer me, but it’s the thought that counts. my thought. MY THOUGHTS ARE THE ONLY MOST ACCOUNTABLE ONES.
i had the worst night, tumblr. it started out so good! i had the worst night.
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Watchverymarykate:
don’t cry, mk. it’s grosssss
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“will you be my daddybaby?”
– i’m going to start looking into people’s eyes really meaningfully and just say this. all the time. to EVERYONE. that and “pooping on my dreams”. i wish i had a bodyguard to make me a watermelon and xanax smoothie. okay, okay, too much, i’ll stop.
seriously, though....
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4:53
one of my cats was just sitting on its hind legs right fucking next to me, watching what i was doing on the computer. now he’s just sitting next to me on a pillow, looking in this direction and purring. bros 4 lyfe <3
firmuhment:
i thought today was day one of passover! so basically, either way i already broke passover. failjewburger. THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
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loljk
i ate a bowl of cereal. oh well. at least i tried, you guys. at least i tried.
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11:52
it’s the first day of passover, and i had matzah, peanut butter, half an apple, and a grapefruit for breakfast. i’m still really fucking hungry. why do i even bother with passover? i’m barely that jewish. i’m going to break it anyway. there is no point. i am not enjoying myself though, and i’m pretty sure that’s the point. judaism: the more important the...
textsfromlastnight:
(484): I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i always used to get drunk and climb trees and not be able to get down. every second of my life is another success story.
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Watchsydelines:
heyelaine:
verymarykate1:
Baby Daddy
i can’t stop laughing. this bitch is perfect. luv ubb never change <333
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11:59
i heard passion pit, vampire weekend, and silversun pickups on the radio tonight. is that weird or what? it’s almost like that time mtv had all those commercials with atmosphere in them. so weird, you guys. so weird.
i’m getting really good at smoke rings. i did them in front of people the other day and they were like “WHOA THAT’S SO COOL.” they’re getting up...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
The Morning Benders (15)
Broken Social Scene (15)
Portishead (14)
Neutral Milk Hotel (6)
The Blow (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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1:35
i’m just going to listen to the jónsi cover of time to pretend and sit here and cry. maybe kill myself. eat another cookie. this song is just breaking my heart into a million little pieces and it is not stopping. jónsi, you are killing me. you are stabbing me in the soul. my heart is crying real tears. luv ubb nevr change
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12:06
subway makes the best fucking cookies ever. basically, i ate so much chocolate and some peanut butter and that fucking cookie and i’m just going to get fat and die now. also, i keep listening to the drake remix of lykke li little bit and it makes me want a really cool kind of indie black boyfriend who smokes a shitton of weed. damn. basically this is like the most retarded semi-not really...
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ariel pink’s haunted graffiti: round and...
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lauramouthfarts:
Coco Rosie - By Your Side
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neon indian: sleep paralysist
nite jewel: want you back (phaseone remix)
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1:41
i hit myself in the face with a laptop today, which is just about as much fun as it sounds. it looks as though i’ve got a solitary herpes on my lip, you guys. one single herpe. i’m rewarding my poor bbself with cookies. i think i have just resigned myself for a lifetime of fatness, you guys. i’m just a gross person. i’ve fallen off the wagon. i need some intervention shit...
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3:44
was perusing blog of half-naked people. couldn’t find zefron, so i got bored and clicked out.
what is this i can’t even.
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current life dreamz
somehow run into molls since she is in new york apurrently. bonus extra pointz if she thought i was funny (shut up that sounds sad i just think ‘funny’ is the best impression on can give off about themselves. other than ‘awesome’ or ‘cool as balls’ or ‘sparkly’ or something)
eat breakfast
in case you were wondering. also, i wish i could rewind...
textsfromlastnight:
(610): we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it (484): fair is fair.
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10:32
in case anyone was wondering how i was doing awkwarding my way through life, i actually had a lot of fun last night because them bitches did wanna see me! then my sister came home around midnight and i decided to take a nap, or something. i don’t know. i don’t remember much after i got home.
alls i know is my mom is making me breakfast. i didn’t even have to ask! she just...
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i have this feeling
that this person who says they want to hang out with me does not actually want to hang out with me.
regardless, i’m going to do this anyway. AWKWARD SPRING BREAK 2010, WILL NEVER FORGET THESE MEMORIES
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8:33
i’m home on the first day of spring break, and on a friday! this is ridiculous, because i basically have made it my life goal to go out as much as possible in these last few months before i leave. i just want to total 180 from my previous life, yknow. also, i’m really high and it shows because i just texted someone saying “sorry if that text message made no sense, so many letters...
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“i can go lesbian just for her voice.”
– this is how serious i am about how much i love amy winehouse 