December 2010
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this comedian guy on tbs is called bo burnham...
I DON’T KNOW YOU GUYS.
BUT HE CUTE.
DAYUM.
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TSL reader submitted liquid substitutes for bong...
thingsstonerslike:
Kool Aid
Gatorade
Sprite
Mountain Dew
Sweet Tea
Fat free milk
Orange Juice
Champagne
Peppermint Tea
Fanta Icy Lemon
Fruit Punch
Watered down mouthwash (??)
Vodka/Wine (bear in mind that this lowers the THC count considerably because THC is alcohol soluble)
Orange Soda
Arizona Watermelon/Fruit Punch/Mango
Vitamin Water
Hawaiian Punch
Cranberry Juice
Orange...
November 2010
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making my sister watch obsessed with me
i’m the best ever.
beyonce’s talking about some ass tattoos from the carpet and i’m like I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION
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12:48
i’m sitting in my bed smoking weed and stuff like i used to and it’s pretty nice. i don’t leave until tomorrow so i have this whoooole day just to do me and collect 24 things for when i get back and just walk around and enjoy natures like i used to all the time. i take a lot of walks around here because it’s safe mostly and usually deserted and i like looking at all the...
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yo, so i'm no fun anymore!
i went to this party last night, drank two and a half beers in about an hour (which is TOO FAST for me, you guys. i am small and i get drunk off like…four to five beers), smoked a bunch of weed, sat on the floor smiling and falling asleep for like ten minutes, and then i left at like 11:30 and walked home and just went to sleep. LOL, YOU GUYS. I’M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. GET AT ME.
i...
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there's a part in this spongebob movie
where they use a song from the moulin rouge soundtrack.
RELEVANT 2 ALL MY INTERESTZ
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6:20
the spongebob movie is on nick, you guys. i have to deal with STUPID commercials but spongebob movie, you guys!!!!!!
happy thanksgiving 2 me, luv the universe.
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THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR
all my cats
my family allowing me to go away to chicago for college
weed
being able to smoke weed in my room with my cats
the lovely opportunities i’ve been afforded
all my bros who put up with my crazy on the daily
cats
tweezers
puns
the internets
bacon, which never lets me down
my vagina, which always gets me free beer
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“if ur rich happy BANKSGIVING?!!?!!??a”
– MY SISTER YOU GUYs. EVEN SHE IS AT ONE WITH THE PUNS.
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if ur life sux, happy JANKSGIVING
i am on a roll here.
that’s all that needs to be said.
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thanksgiving haikus!!!!!!
1. i made up a bunch
of puns to celebrate this
holiday. go me!
2. today is the fat-
test day of my life. om noms
the universe MEOW
that’s all i’ve got so far but I’LL KEEP THINKING OF THEM
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YOU GUYS
ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUZZY BBS THAT I THOUGHT WAS DEAD IS ACTUALLY ALIVE.
LIKE, MY CAT.
LIKE, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
I LUV U LOONIVERSE.
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sydelines:
never have fun || that ghost
FOR ALL...
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nude beach: gimme die
i probably already posted...
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SO. I'M HOME AND TWO OF MY CATS ARE GONE.
they both ran away. one of them is an outdoor cat, and outdoor cats don’t run away, and i’ve had him for YEARS since he was a little baby and i had to feed him milk from a bottle because he was so small so like he knew where he lived, y’know? so basically, he didn’t run away. that’s just a nice way of saying HE DIED.
my other one was an indoor cat and we raised her...
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random monday thoughts
fool is the best most artsiest word ever. it’s up there with cellar door on the list of gorgeous words that are gorgeous
cities in the rain are gorgeous but the subway in the rain is terrible and so is wearing fabric shoes. also being in the city during the rain. i like watching it out my window better.
KEEP CALMZ AND CURRY ONZ. LOL GET IT? IT’S A PUN ABOUT CURRY
did i tell the...
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3:33
you guys, my internet died for a whole day. it was terrifying! i’m registered for most of the classes i wanted (i have an english class in which we study the road GET THE FUCK AT ME) and i’m leaving tomorrow so all is mostly well. i feel pretty sick and fat and i have a really shitty headache but i’m gonna see all my catbros and my dogbros and my brobros and i’m also gonna...
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